A downloadable game

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Looking for few minutes of storyline, puns and easter eggs? Well then... You're a Dick!

Once upon a Genital World, there was a war. A war between the factions of Penis Land, Vagina Town and Boob Camp.
The War of Independence, it was called. The Penises wanted independence from Vagina laws, they wanted the freedom to be what they wanted to be and how they wanted to be.

But this war is over.

You play as Dick, a soldier of this battle, one who saw many of his mates killed. His significant other is missing, presumed to be kidnapped.

You will now help him search the love of his life, Vulva.

Published Mar 07, 2017
GenreRole Playing
TagsComedy, Funny, Retro, Romance, RPG Maker, Short
Average sessionA few minutes


Buy Now1.00€ EUR or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of 1.00€ EUR. You will get access to the following files:

You're a Dick.exe 194 MB

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